An asinine way to shoot the breeze.

Beds helps us decode messages about those on the bench, including himself.

Beds saves you the time of reading a credit-card company’s twenty-four-page explanation of benefits. You’re welcome.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, is it speech?

We could go on and on about how crazy this case is, but it would be like beating a dead fish.

How litigating will result in a more chiseled character.

Bed’s tribute to a great man.

Based on current examples, Beds needs no knowledge or training for his next career as a translator.

A new meaning to the saying, “You’re a good egg.”

Beds is grateful to be included in a long list of lawyers who act with civility and professionalism.