Don't think you can parachute your way out of an expensive government investigation.

When Congress acts like space cadets.

Beds strips down a story to the bare facts.

BluffsNotes: the ass in this story is the wise one.

Because nothing says America like raisin bran.

Perhaps insurance policies ought to exclude injuries incurred while sitting as an appellate justice, as they do skydiving and drag racing.

Justice Bedsworth enters his 36th year as a humor columnist!

Beds takes issue with the month of February.