Some judges spend too much time offline.
It's hard to imagine a machine or animal having the requisite intent to enter a contract, for one thing.
When the gun is not the only thing that's smoking.
Mudslinging at its finest.
Millar reveals Alaska's bug problem.
Perhaps the judge had multiple personalities.
Not your grandmother's money laundering.
You say ex parte, I say recusal; let's call the whole thing off.
If only attractiveness were a protected class.